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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Emeralds Found: | 7097 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 245 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.
