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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.