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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2047 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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