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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1288 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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