BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	534
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	4357

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	294
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ores Mined:	645	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	62
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!