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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7776 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!