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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3708 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1946 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!