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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7435 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 161315 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8870 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!