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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 286 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Ores Mined: | 734 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!