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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6498 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 263 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!