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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3488 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!