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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 649 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!