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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4564 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 4274 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!