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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4622 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 899 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 769044 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!