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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5585 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!