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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3510 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
