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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7064 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Crops Grown: | 3894 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!
