Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Enchantments Applied: 127 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Villages Defended: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7321 Dimension Hops: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ores Mined: 6078
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Star Shards Collected: 294
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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