Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Towns Built: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4609 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 2856
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dimension Hops: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ores Mined: 2830

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ores Mined: 6641
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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