Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 75 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 226
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 165 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Star Shards Collected: 157
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Crops Grown: 3964 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3991 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 651 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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