Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Towns Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 107 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Dimension Hops: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2206 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7563
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Emeralds Found: 6080 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7407

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Towns Built: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Animals Bred: 39 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Farms Harvested: 374 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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