Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 246
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 182
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 351
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ores Mined: 1552
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mines Excavated: 1875

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 264
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5556 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Towns Built: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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