Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Ores Mined: 6612
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Runes Activated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 4597
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Crops Grown: 2792
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7134 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1912
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4878 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Potions Brewed: 80 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 New Chunks Explored: 67501
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 194 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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