Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Rainbows Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4275 Dragon Eggs Found: 4102
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2916
    Dimension Hops: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 28
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mines Excavated: 3760
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Emeralds Found: 5823
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • efCraft

    efCraft

    About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyEmpire

    SkyEmpire

    Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Farms Harvested: 568
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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