Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
New Chunks Explored: 188536 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6151

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Villages Defended: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Star Shards Collected: 56
    Alien Abductions: 1 New Chunks Explored: 691621

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Farms Harvested: 572 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2931 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Mines Excavated: 3923
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Star Shards Collected: 176
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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