Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Crops Grown: 7480 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 4451
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2287
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Farms Harvested: 349
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Farms Harvested: 338
    Falling into the Void: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 161 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • efCraft

    efCraft

    About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyEmpire

    SkyEmpire

    Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Crops Grown: 7633 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ores Mined: 2124
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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