Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Items Found: 3168
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7991 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4088 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magic Items Found: 2024
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Crops Grown: 1154 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Star Shards Collected: 278
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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