Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Crops Grown: 3147 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6260 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3048
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2767 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Items Found: 5550
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 62 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Villages Defended: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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