Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MC-Creative

    MC-Creative

    A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

    COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sputnik One Networks

    Sputnik One Networks

    This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TheBroadSword Server!

    TheBroadSword Server!
    TheBroadSword Server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MinecraftUK.com

    MinecraftUK.com

    Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

    MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

    Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8056

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Animal Town

    Animal Town

    This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mines Excavated: 1062
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Underverse

    Underverse

    Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 63 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Scorched Earth

    Scorched Earth

    23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftVille

    CraftVille

    CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

    We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GiBcraft

    GiBcraft

    Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • jdcraft

    jdcraft

    New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RegularChaos

    RegularChaos

    We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

    The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

    Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Meta-Union

    Meta-Union

    This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

    You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

    We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4545 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Lazuli MC

    Lazuli MC

    Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

    Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SwordPVP

    SwordPVP

    The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Alfi’s World

    Alfi’s World

    We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

    We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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