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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5213 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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