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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!