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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5961 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7172 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
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