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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6866 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 9762 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 324 |
Crops Grown: | 8429 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!