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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 166 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
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