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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2808 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1821 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
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