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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 865 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 896657 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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