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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9535 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Votes: | 9995 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!