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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7738 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7420 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 126 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 |
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