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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8179 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6789 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!