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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8579 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Votes: | 1849 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!