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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 4990 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
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