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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2745 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2670 |
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