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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3513 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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