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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1514 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
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