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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 154 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
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