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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1627 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3613 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!