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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1158 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4517 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
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