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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2414 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 120 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4122 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
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