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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 241 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 4951 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!