BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mines Excavated:	4265	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

192.169.44.8:25585

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	762	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

mc.mcwarside.com

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

109.169.58.42

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

mc.publiclir.se

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4258
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	9757
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

mc.somnusrealms.com

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

monkeyprison.net

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

play.dawnfirerealms.net

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

NTraid RPG Survival Server

play.swemine.com

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	1426	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

play.maplecraftmc.com

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

198.20.73.212

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2438
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Paradize Island

87.98.195.44:25865

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

riksrealm.com

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4132
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

EpicCloudMC.Com

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

192.99.20.8

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

198.154.120.210